QUINN TITS!!!!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
loud-and-queer
badjokesbyjeff

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.

- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks

- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently

The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:

- Guess I’m swimming then…

lizardlicks

change your god damn url OP

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vaspider
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

new abyss just dropped

enithinggoes

what features does it have over the old abyss?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

arcade game and library

purple-to-my-tangerine

The hell are you talking about

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

what i said

new abyss dropped

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there weren’t enough abysses so they built a new one. it has an arcade

erinunu

What in the fuck

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

it’s called the Deep Dive Dubai, and as of a few days ago it’s the deepest swimming pool in the world! (surpassing Deepspot)

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It’s a horrifying abyss of calamity luxury diving center that breaks the world record at 60m (196 feet) deep. For reference, imagine like…a 20 story apartment building. Which is what its design is based on actually—an abandoned apartment building! Fun lifelike props simulate environments you will find naturally occurring on the ocean floor (in a few centuries anyway, when the flood times come) including:

  • a garage (car included)
  • bathrooms (use is strongly frowned upon)
  • an underwater library (well, it’s all underwater. nice magazine collection though)
  • graffiti (i like the puffer fish with the shocked pikachu expression)
  • chess table (eh)
  • a functional arcade
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yeah, i wasn’t kidding about the arcade.

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they’ve got foosball and even……pool.

ko-fi

cipheramnesia

When are we gonna fill it up with bioluminescent monstrosities that are 90% teeth by volume?

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